Τετάρτη, 25 Ιανουαρίου 2012

Time for a new vote! ^_^

The rules are simple:

Read the 5 wannabe stories and vote one at the bottom right corner of our site.
The winning story will be drawn by G.L. and it will be an official story of the Ak1rA&Chris Comic.

Story 1

Ak1rA:Ok....Fuck That Shit....It's all or
nothing....Let's divine by zero!!!!
Chris:That's fucking stupid....
Ak1rA:So?Have
you not learned anything from cinema?The craziest ideas only work!!!!
Chris:O....K......Do
whatever you want....
Ak1rA:(Yeah!!!).Divide by Zero........(Timewarp!!!!!)
Chris:FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

BLACK SCREEN

Chris:I almost lost both my arms and one leg....NO MORE EXPERIMENTS!!!!
Ak1rA:Ok ok....Sorry...But you must agree that it was a interesting idea...
Chris:Fuck you and your ideas....You are psycho!!!!Can you just sit quietly in your room and live your routine without any anomalies?
Ak1rA:No ^_^
Chris:(With a double barrel shotgun)Now?(Points Ak1rA)
Ak1rA:SURE ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

Story 2

Ak1rA:(With Scorpion's Suit) Get over here!!!!!(Screams here and there)
Chris:For Fuck's Sake!!!!!5 fucking days you are yelling the same line!!!!Haven't you gotten bored?
Ak1rA:No....GET OVER HERE!!!!! (Throws the chain at a vase...The vase shattered.)
Chris:OK.Now I'm getting angry.You want a fight?I will give you one...(Wears a Sub-Zero Costume and attacks Ak1rA.The battle starts...)
-Mortal Kombat Parody

Story 3

Chris:I'm bored....
Ak1rA:So?Who gives a fuck anyway?Just sit and watch TV....
Chris:I have a greater idea....Dance for me.
Ak1rA:Never, NEVER!(Chris takes out his shotgun and shoots Ak1rA's shoulder) Aaah! Ok-k-k-k-ay...
Chris:PERFECT!!!! HAHAHAHA (giggle)
Ak1rA:*mumbling* Asshole.after all those years and you still don't treat me as a human.....

Story 4

Ak1rA:Chris, what are we going to do with this city parade,oops elections?
Chris:We ought to vote as citizens.That's all.
Ak1rA:Oh.But i have a question.What if we didn't need to vote for any party and all parties would made an agreement to cease their activities and they start working as one instead?
Chris;Utopias.I love them.Still the only thing that can unify them is this shotgun.
Ak1rA:Indeed.Damn monkeys.

Story 5

Chris:Well Ak1rA i got ya a job.
Ak1rA:WHAT?REALLY?Where?

Black screen

(Jungle scenery)

Ak1rA:I have done many EXTREME things in my life.Save people from natural disasters while been drunk,hunt Aliens with my bare hands,sleeping with fluffy animals BUT I WOULD NEVER IMAGINED THAT!3 years warranty in every place of the world...Damn corporations and your marketing....

(wearing a computers technical uniform with a name label on it) fixing the TV of a crashed airplane without worring about the hostile animals and the injured people around him.

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